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Cheesy Pick-up Lines

  • Him:

    Something is wrong with my cell phone.

  • You:

    Oh really? What happened?

  • Him:

    It’s just that… your number is not in it.

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  • Him:

    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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  • Him:

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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  • Him:

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.

  • You:

    (blink, blink)

  • Him:

    Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

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  • Him:

    Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

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  • Him:

    If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous!

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  • Him:

    Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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  • Him:

    You can't be a bad girl because you've got good written all over you.

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  • Him:

    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with you

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  • Him:

    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers!

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  • Him:

    If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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  • Him:

    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful.

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  • Him:

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but 5 whole cents.

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  • Him:

    I'm sorry to bother you, but you owe me a drink. When I saw you, I dropped mine all over me.

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  • Him:

    Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

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  • Him:

    You look cold; maybe you should use me as a blanket.

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  • Him:

    Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.

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  • Him:

    You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room!

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  • Him:

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  • Me:

    Are you calling me Satan?!

  • Him:

    What? No! I meant-

  • Me:

    It's ok, your cute.

  • *blush*

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  • Or vice versa

  • I was bored so here you go!

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